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Say 'good riddance!' and see them off with a selection of hilarious, rude and funny retirement gifts for her and for him, perfect for celebrating their retirement and letting them know they'll be missed (or not!) with a laugh. Explore a selection of brilliantly funny retirement gift ideas and find something to make them laugh today.

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