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Morning Chest Pains Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available
Create a personalised Birthday Card for someone special with this humorous design by Emotional Rescue.

Customise the Name to create a unique birthday card.

Personalise the inside of your Birthday Card and write your own special message. Why not add photos to the inside, or take advantage of our verses and spell check features too?

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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