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Bitch personalised Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Wish your friend a Happy Birthday with this sarcastic personalised card from the Spoken in Jest range by Emotional Rescue.

Add the recipient's Name to the front of the card to make it extra humorous for your favourite bitch in your life!

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can select a pre-written verse for the inside pages, or write your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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