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We Don't Get Drunk Birthday Card

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  • Non-personalised card cover, add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Send birthday wishes with this spoof design from PG Quips' Bits n Bobs range.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This card can be sent back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to edit the text you add inside, with the font, size, colour, layout and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.

All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high quality gloss card with a superior finish, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

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