Search
⭐ Make it personal! Add stickers, photos & more!
PersonaliseQuick & easy only takes 60 seconds

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Birthday Cards
  4. Nothing Else Matters Birthday Card
product image front
product image back
Front

Nothing Else Matters Birthday Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

🚚 Get it posted today - order in the next

12 hours 3 minutes 6 seconds
  • Non-personalised card cover, add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Send this fun spoof card from Kassia cards.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This card can be sent back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to edit the text you add inside, with the font, size, colour, layout and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.

All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high quality gloss card with a superior finish, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

More like this

Tap to view Nothing Else Matters Spoof Valentine's Day Card

Nothing Else Matters Spoof Valentine's Day Card

Tap to view I Know Nothing Birthday Card

I Know Nothing Birthday Card

Tap to view Nothing Christmassy Birthday Card

Nothing Christmassy Birthday Card

Tap to view Got Nothing Left Birthday Card

Got Nothing Left Birthday Card

Tap to view Star Wars Yoda Size Matters Not Photo Birthday Card

Star Wars Yoda Size Matters Not Photo Birthday Card

Tap to view Laughing Gorilla Happy 40th Birthday Card

Laughing Gorilla Happy 40th Birthday Card

Tap to view Nobody Else I'd Rather Argue With Birthday Card

Nobody Else I'd Rather Argue With Birthday Card

Tap to view 40 Bow-legged Heron personalised Card

40 Bow-legged Heron personalised Card

Tap to view Star Wars Stormtrooper Photo Birthday Card

Star Wars Stormtrooper Photo Birthday Card

Tap to view Monsters Inc Sulley Happy Faces Birthday Card

Monsters Inc Sulley Happy Faces Birthday Card

Tap to view Monsters Inc Sulley Happy Faces Birthday Card

Monsters Inc Sulley Happy Faces Birthday Card

Tap to view 50th Birthday Card - Waggett Mogg

50th Birthday Card - Waggett Mogg

Tap to view Doing Nothing Slowly Personalised Card

Doing Nothing Slowly Personalised Card

Tap to view Disney's Frozen Birthday Card - Magical 7th Birthday

Disney's Frozen Birthday Card - Magical 7th Birthday

Tap to view Disney's Frozen Birthday Card - Forever Sisters Photo Upload

Disney's Frozen Birthday Card - Forever Sisters Photo Upload

Tap to view Disney Frozen Sparkle Birthday Card

Disney Frozen Sparkle Birthday Card

Tap to view Dad Seaside Birthday Card

Dad Seaside Birthday Card

Tap to view Most Wanted Beyonce Tickets Spoof Birthday Card

Most Wanted Beyonce Tickets Spoof Birthday Card

Tap to view Woman who is Miles Ahead of the Rest Birthday Card

Woman who is Miles Ahead of the Rest Birthday Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Download the App

applegoogle play

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2025 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK | Terms & Conditions