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Cat F**king Hates You Birthday Card

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Wish someone a happy birthday by reminding them that your cat hates them with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non-personalised, meaning that you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

You can write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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