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You Didn't Run Away Valentine's Card

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Let them know it's true love with this hilarious design from James Greenwood's Banter King range.

This card is non-personalised, so the design on the front can't be altered.

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All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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