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Spank Me Like a Dusty Rug Valentine's Card

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Send someone a cheeky Valentine's Day card with this design from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make any changes to the text on the front.

Personalise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or if you'd prefer to add a handwritten message when the card arrives, you can leave it blank.

Have it delivered back to your own home, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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