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Roses are Red Poems are Hard Valentine's Card

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Send them the perfect Valentine's poem with this humorous design Brainbox Candy.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't edit the text on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a message with your text editor, or leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have it sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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