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No sleep for two years New Baby Card

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  • Printed on our finest premium card for a luxury matte finish
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Personalise inside with your message
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address or back to you
  • Fast delivery

Send a special congratulations, welcoming the new arrival, with this to the point design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This premium square card is printed using our finest card which features a unique, high-quality matte finish for a fantastic result that looks and feels great. This uncoated premium card stock is made from 100% FSC® certified, environmentally friendly ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) 300 gsm board for a thicker card that really stands out.

Personalise the inside of your card with your message using our text editor with our spell check and font and colour choices. You can even scan your handwriting into the card for a special touch.

Once you're finished creating your personalised premium square card, you can have it delivered straight to their address on a day of your choosing, or send it back to your address if you'd prefer to deliver it in person. You can even add a "Do not open until..." message for the recipient if sending in advance, so they know not to open it yet!

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
Standard Tracked
Delivered in 2-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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