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Make a Dick of Yourself Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Give someone permission to make a dick of themselves this birthday with this cheeky design from Tillovision's Pencil Me In range.

Make this card extra unique by adding the recipient's name to the design.

You can customise the inside pages by uploading photos, add a pre-written verse, or write a message using our spell check feature and variety of fonts and colours.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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