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F*ck Off Roll Of Tape Christmas Card
F*ck Off Roll Of Tape Christmas Card
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From £3.99 for our Standard A5
Other sizes available from £2.99
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- Add a name to the front cover
- Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
- Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
- Variety of card sizes available
- Fast delivery options available
- Printed on high quality recyclable card
Wish a Merry Christmas with this funny card from Emotional Rescue.
Personalise the cover with a name.
You can send this card back to your address to handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. Or you can send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.
Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.
Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.
Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as stickers inside the card.
All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high quality recyclable card.
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