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Even wankers deserve a Christmas Card

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Wish that wanker in your life a merry Christmas, with this funny design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

Personalise the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or have it delivered back to your own address.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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