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Do It Yourself Personalised Retirement Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish
Send a funny card to someone special to celebrate their retirement with this personalised card from Emotional Rescue.

Customise the card with the recipient's name to create an extra special and personal card.

You can also add photos inside the card and write your own special message using our selection of fonts and colours. Don't forget to preview your card to make sure it's perfect before ordering.

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Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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