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Cheaper than Batteries Personalised Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know they're perfect in every way (and cheaper than batteries) with this funny design from the Notes range by Jerry Tapscott.

Add their name to the design to make this card extra memorable and quirky.

You can add a personal touch to the pages inside by writing a message with our spell check feature and range of colours and fonts, or if you'd prefer to add a handwritten message when the card arrives, you can leave it blank. You can add a pre-written verse, and upload extra photos.

Have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

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