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Cat Doesn't Care Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available
Wish someone a happy birthday with a cheeky personalised card from Dean Morris.

Add the recipient's name to the text above the cat to create a funny and unique Birthday card.

Add photos to the inside pages and select a special Birthday message or write your own using our range of fonts and colours.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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