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Can We Just Screw Valentine's Card

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Get straight to the point with this cheeky design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to make any changes to the front page.

Add a personal touch to the inside page and write a message with our text editor, or leave it blank so that you can add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

You can have their card sent directly to their address, or back to your own home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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